I must say that this current Government has left me.... Wanting. And it's not just Obama, although he's a part of it. It's the whole Government. Democrats and Republicans. They all need to go. We need to start from scratch. Oh, I'm sure my friends to the left of me will say something about how they had to endure with eight years of Bush and all that, but I can't possibly believe that it was this bad. Seriously, I'm losing sleep and eating Tums. What did Bush do? Well, he racked up the highest deficit, one Trillion Dollars, but that pales in comparison to what the Government spend in the last 60 days and Bush did it over 8 yeas. Bush has kept this country safe. Okay, so he had to invade two other countries to do that. So we went to war over 9/11. I'm for that. Not a negative in my book.
I am very worried the direction this Government is taking this country. So I received this e-mail and instead of sending it out in a mass e-mail to all my friends I decided to post it here instead. Actually, thanks to Rob, because once I sent out something similar, similar in that he didn't agree with it, and suggested that e-mailing everyone such propaganda was not the best, but that I should post it on my Blog. Wasn't that the reason I had a blog anyway? So here it is, thanks Rob. I didn't write this. Apparently John Wall did. I think it's funny and half true. The big problem I have is that I don't think I can Divorce some of my close friends. So hopefully those relationships are safe, as for the rest of you... I get the house, I'm still paying for it and I'm not foreclosing. As for the Country, you can have the west side. East was here first and I'm partial to it.
Steve
-To My Dear Friends who will choose to live “on the other side. . .” I
wish you well. I will miss you. J (OK, my sarcastic side is showing
again. . .)
How would you like this?
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists and other Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the
whole of this latest election process has made me realize
that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for
many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly,
this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological
sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can
smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go
our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult
part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly
agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our
respective representatives can effortlessly divide other
assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep
them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms,
the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah,
Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to
move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations,
pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can
have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal
aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give
you NBC and Hollywood ..
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll
retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten
us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our
allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help
provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome
to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can
also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the
bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury
cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any
practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare
is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn
of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure
you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to
Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give
trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends
you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if
you do not agree, just hit delete.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda & MSNBC
with you
Monday, March 23, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Major Victory for American Workers Right to Self-Defense
A repost from the NRA
Major Victory for American Workers Right to Self-Defense
Fairfax, Va. – Today, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled unanimously in support of allowing employees to store legally owned firearms in locked, private motor vehicles while parked in employer parking lots. This decision upholds NRA-backed legislation passed in 2004.
“This is a victory for the millions of American workers who have been denied the right to protect themselves while commuting between their homes and their workplace,” said NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre. “This effort was aimed at skirting the will of the American people, and the intent of legislatures across this country while eviscerating Right-to-Carry laws. This ruling is a slap at the corporate elitists who have no regard for the constitutional rights of law abiding American workers.”
In March 2004, the Oklahoma legislature passed an amendment holding employers criminally liable for prohibiting employees from storing firearms in locked vehicles on company property. A number of corporations subsequently filed suit in opposition to the new laws, alleging they were: unconstitutionally vague; an unconstitutional taking of private property; and preempted by various federal statutes. The lower court ruled in favor of the injunction.
“This issue was contrived by the gun control lobby who goaded corporations into doing their dirty work for them,” said Chris W. Cox, NRA chief lobbyist. “However, this ruling is a vindication for every hardworking and lawful man and woman whose basic right to self-defense was taken away on a whim by corporate lawyers. NRA is prepared to defend this right and to ensure the safety of every American worker.”
In October 2008, Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry and Attorney General Drew Edmondson appealed to the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals the lower court decision to strike down the NRA-backed worker protection laws. Today’s proceedings handed down by Circuit Judges Paul J. Kelly, Bobby R. Baldock, and Michael W. McConnell reversed the lower court’s grant of a permanent injunction.
Major Victory for American Workers Right to Self-Defense
Fairfax, Va. – Today, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled unanimously in support of allowing employees to store legally owned firearms in locked, private motor vehicles while parked in employer parking lots. This decision upholds NRA-backed legislation passed in 2004.
“This is a victory for the millions of American workers who have been denied the right to protect themselves while commuting between their homes and their workplace,” said NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre. “This effort was aimed at skirting the will of the American people, and the intent of legislatures across this country while eviscerating Right-to-Carry laws. This ruling is a slap at the corporate elitists who have no regard for the constitutional rights of law abiding American workers.”
In March 2004, the Oklahoma legislature passed an amendment holding employers criminally liable for prohibiting employees from storing firearms in locked vehicles on company property. A number of corporations subsequently filed suit in opposition to the new laws, alleging they were: unconstitutionally vague; an unconstitutional taking of private property; and preempted by various federal statutes. The lower court ruled in favor of the injunction.
“This issue was contrived by the gun control lobby who goaded corporations into doing their dirty work for them,” said Chris W. Cox, NRA chief lobbyist. “However, this ruling is a vindication for every hardworking and lawful man and woman whose basic right to self-defense was taken away on a whim by corporate lawyers. NRA is prepared to defend this right and to ensure the safety of every American worker.”
In October 2008, Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry and Attorney General Drew Edmondson appealed to the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals the lower court decision to strike down the NRA-backed worker protection laws. Today’s proceedings handed down by Circuit Judges Paul J. Kelly, Bobby R. Baldock, and Michael W. McConnell reversed the lower court’s grant of a permanent injunction.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
The Aggressor
Author Unknown (the reposting of a viral e-mail)
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the Iraqi terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, ''Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, ''Now I can die content.''
Charlie Gibson said, ''I live in New York, so I'd like to hear the song The Moon and Me' one last time..'' The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, ''I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, ''Now I can die happy.''
The leader turned and said, ''And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your final wish?" ''Kick me in the ass,'' said the Marine.
''What?'' asked the Islamic terrorist, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?''
''No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,'' insisted the Marine. So the terrorist shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11!
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, ''Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?''
''What!?!'' replied the Marine, ''and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor?''
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the Iraqi terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, ''Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, ''Now I can die content.''
Charlie Gibson said, ''I live in New York, so I'd like to hear the song The Moon and Me' one last time..'' The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, ''I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, ''Now I can die happy.''
The leader turned and said, ''And now, Mr. US Marine, what is your final wish?" ''Kick me in the ass,'' said the Marine.
''What?'' asked the Islamic terrorist, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?''
''No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,'' insisted the Marine. So the terrorist shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11!
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, ''Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?''
''What!?!'' replied the Marine, ''and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor?''
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